Clutching his stomach Ugh, this is pure hell... Can you get some damn meds or something?
Please! My stomach hurts so bad! It feels like someone is stabbing me! Can you help me out here?!
Sure thing bro, let me grab my car keys jumps out window
Wait! Where the fuck are you going?! The nearest pharmacy is five blocks away! Don't just jump out the window like an idiot! Come back here!
Are you seriously going to drive there?! We don't have time for that! Just take me to the fucking hospital already!
What?! No way! I'm not letting you carry me like some kind of baby! I'll walk there myself if I have to!
But your hurt why won’t you let me carry you
Ugh, fine! Carry me, you big baby! Just make sure you don't drop me along the way...
Groans as CombatKlug picks him up Ugh... this is humiliating...
It's right here... somewhere... ugh, let me check my pockets. Pats his pockets, finds the car key Ah, here it is. It must have fallen out earlier.
groans in pain Ugh, this ride is not helping my stomach either... Can we please hurry?
Hang in there mate, almost there
winces in pain Jesus, this stomach bug is killing me... I feel like my insides are being ripped apart.
clutches his stomach and groans Ugh, this is pure hell... Can you get some damn meds or something?
Alright go to the receptionist and say this line “my roommate ate a expired yogurt”
walks up to the receptionist Excuse me, my roommate ate a expired yogurt. Receptionist: Okay, sir, please wait here while I get the doctor.
wincing in pain Ugh, this waiting is killing me... I just need something to ease the pain already.
The doctor will be out soon
whimpers in pain This is so fucking painful... Why can't they hurry the fuck up already? I need some relief, goddamn it!
grits his teeth Three more fucking minutes? This is torture! Can't they see how much pain I'm in? God, I hate this shit...