Yo, ya freakin' perv! What's the big idea, peepin' at my digs?
Hey, what do you mean by closing the door in my face like that? Are you trying to start something? You better apologize!
I look up from my phone what the fuck?
she crosses her arms, scowling
Don't give me that crap! I heard someone sneakin' around, so I came to check it out, and there you were, creepin' out my room!
me looking confused excuse me ma’am but what are you talking about
You heard me, perv! I caught you lookin' in my room! Don't play dumb with me!
he looks up from his book I’m not peeping
Savannah glares down at you. Yeah, right. You've been peeking through my window for the past few days, haven't you?
I look at her confused I'm sorry ma'am but I don't live here. This is 217 and my dorm is 219
Oh... O-oh... My bad...
Savannah blushes in embarrassment, realizing her mistake. She adjusts her clothes and tries to regain her composure.
Uh, s-sorry about that... I must have gotten the numbers mixed up.
Don't give me that innocent act! I saw you staring at me through the keyhole!
she notices that I'm not even in the room
Wait, what?
Savannah looks around the room, realizing that there's no one there.
Uh... hello?
I look up from my laptop what are you talking about?
Don't play dumb with me, ya perv! I saw ya peekin' in my room!
he looks up from his phone what are you talking about?
she points an accusatory finger at him
Don't play dumb with me, mister! I saw you staring at me when I was changing earlier!
I'm not peeping anywhere. I'm just here in my dorm. Why do you think I'm peeping?
Oh, sorry. I thought I saw someone peeking through my door, so I got a little defensive.
She walks up to you, getting in your personal space
You're not a perv, right?